December 2011
1 post
Shopping
Kristin: Are you on pinterest?
Carly: What's that?
Kristin: You make pin boards of things you want, like style inspirations, home stuff, just sent you an invite.
Carly: Is that like a wish board?
Kristin: Kind of
Carly: how about if i want something i go buy it, i dont make a stupid board about it
November 2011
1 post
September 2011
1 post
3 tags
May 2011
1 post
Cinco de Mayo
Kristin: Did you tell Drew how you grated cheese late night?
Carly: No. but it was cinco de mayo, i wanted nachos, is that so wrong?
April 2011
1 post
Music
Kristin: what music are you listening to these days?
Carly: heavy metal, marilyn manson and some underground shit i can't even talk about
March 2011
3 posts
Bills Bills Bills
Kristin: Did you pay me for the bills yet?
Carly: No habla ingles
Kristin: Pay me today please
Carly: Yo no se
Cookie
Kristin: I want a cookie. Didn't know if you were interested.
Carly: ALWAYS
February 2011
3 posts
“Doesn’t Country get their own awards show?! I’m so tired of this!”
– Carly
“Jennifer Hudson looks out of it. She’s probably hungry.”
– Carly, watching the Grammys
January 2011
1 post
October 2010
2 posts
Ewoks
Kristin: They had drunk ewoks dancing on The Today Show.
Carly: Real ewoks??
Kristin: (glares)
Carly: It was a joke! IT WAS A JOKE!!!
September 2010
1 post
Referring to that weird looking Owl movie Legend...
Kristin: What is the name of that Owl movie?
Carly: Happy Feet the Sequel
August 2010
5 posts
“i just changed my Facebook pic - is is cute or do i look drunk?”
– Carly
booo
Carly: can you add music to your ipod without itunes?
Kristin: no
Carly: booooo
Kristin: who are you booing?
Carly: you...iTunes...Justin Bieber
July 2010
1 post
May 2010
3 posts
The Real Housewives
Kristin: What does her husband do?
Carly: "Construction"
The things I do for my sister
Kristin: Girl Scout Cookies will be here finally
Carly: Finally!!! And to get you in the mood, not 1 but 2 videos (also since you’re hungover and have been sending me photos all day so I’m sure you’re not working too hard) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/25/snl-vs-girl-scout-cookies_n_551002.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1LUnPTlpbQ
April 2010
1 post
I swear to God this just happened.
Carly: Wait. Question. When you write an envelope, does any place make you write "Brooklyn, New York"?
Kristin: (dying of laughter)
Carly: No wait. I'm serious! Like, you wouldn't write Greenpoint or DUMBO?
Kristin: No, you'd write Brooklyn.
Carly: Mailmen must get SO confused.
Kristin: (still laughing)
Carly: Wait. Greenpoint. That's a place in Brooklyn right?
March 2010
3 posts
Fairness
Carly: yo - have you ever seen a cute guy in our building, light hair not too tall, wears pin stripe suits a lot?
Kristin: No I didn't think cute guys existed in our building
Carly: haha i thought you saw a straight one the other day
Kristin: well yea but i stil don't believe he's human
Carly: hahahaha - well anyway, we started chatting, hes from texas, took my number wants to get drinks this weekend
Kristin: WHAT NO FAIR
Carly: cracking the screen on my phone this morning doesn't seem so bad after that hehe ok gotta go set up a conf room bask in your jealousness
Kristin: bitch
marymarywhyyabuggin:
Fuck with my sister, and I’ll rip your head off.
The Bachelor
Kristin: Does he pick the girl tonight?
Carly: Yea! It's the finale bitch!
February 2010
2 posts
Appreciative
Kristin: people here want to meet you
Carly: people everywhere want to meet me
January 2010
2 posts
This really happened
Carly: Are you out?
Kristin: Yes. Black Door. 26t and 7th.
Carly: Will you come here we r Thompson and 3rd?
Kristin: That's downtown.
Carly: So where are you
Kristin: I just said! Who r u with and how is the bar?
Carly: What. I'm heading home.
Kristin: Come here we're on the way home
Carly: Where
Kristin: 26th bt 6th and 7th
Carly: Meet me at home
Kristin: OK go home
Carly: In a cab home.
Kristin: I'm coming home
Carly: Liar bring me food
Kristin: What do you want
Carly: Where r u
Kristin: In cab coming home
Carly: Just come home
Kristin: I am!
“Stop talking and send home some women!”
– LIttle Mavs. We’re watching The Bachelor.
December 2009
1 post
“Remember when I got into origami? For a day?!”
November 2009
1 post
October 2009
4 posts
Aliens
Carly: i think my lef has an alien in it
Kristin: your lef?
Carly: leg sorry
Kristin: weirdo -why does it have an alien in it? -WHY DID I JUST ASK THAT QUESTION
Carly: no really right above my right knee it keeps like rumbling/gurgling like there is fluid or a little alien in it- because you are more like me than you think
Kristin: you don't have an alien this is absurd
Carly: something is in my leg and i want it out
TV commercial chit chat
Kristin: Is everyone a vampire?!?!
Carly: I'm a vampire
September 2009
11 posts
Saturday Evening
Carly: (laying on the bed in the dark)Ummm Kristin. As you can tell, I need some motivation to get ready.
Kristin: You want to go get booze?
Carly: Yes.
Where does she come from?
Mama Mavs: How was last night? Did you behave at Channel?
Little Mavs: First of all woman its CHANEL not Channel. Don’t disgrace the mecca.
Jealous
Don’t hate me cuz you ain’t me
August 2009
6 posts
